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I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House Review by Brett Keane

I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House Review by Brett Keane
The dullest movie I've ever seen in my life. I went to youtube and read other reviews and all I've heard is lies. People claiming this is art and quiet horror? What the fuck does quiet horror mean? The effects were shit. The story was dead before credits. A lame story that made no sense. Nothing to spoil about the movie because it had no substance or depth.

Imagine watching a whiney sniveling bitch walk circles around a house roughly for 1 hour and 30 minutes. Doing nothing but walk around go upstairs. Brush an old woman's hair. Rinse repeat.

Art nowadays it's absolute shit. I can only appreciate game world environments these days. Idiots who splash paint across a canvas or put toilets in galleries claiming it's expression. Yea, expression of me wanting to take a shit. Watching rich losers stand in front of a canvas with shit sprayed from someone's ass on it claiming they see meaning and enlightened from it. It takes everything in me not to spray someone's blood all over the fucking place.

The moral of the story is if you like this movie and think it has a deep meaning you should dive into a bathtub filled with homosexual leeches and die.

Brett Keane
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  1. Brett, do you think Poppy is shallow?

    1. I think some of what she does is interesting. She is a gimmick and character though. I don't hate her but find some of her material dull. Example here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCXxqiTjqE


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