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Women are like Cars by Brett Keane

A family member told me Women are like cars. You must pay for their upkeep. However 5 minutes later when discussing car issues and needing a new car the same family member said this.

"Drive them till they blow up"

My family confuses me.

I've been told to always be honest and stand up for what I believe in. But when I do they want nothing to do with me.

Never Air your laundry in public they tell me. But you need air in order for the shit to dry I tell them.

When my family tells me I'm an asshole I simply remind them it worked for them so I figured I'd give it a shot.

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